Life can be used once, how would u use it?

typette:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

…so, the only way to lose in this game is to win

awesome

What is this call? I NEED TO BE IN IT!!!

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glitchbitch-:

I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA

This worms my heart into gold!

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soloontherocks:

eupheme-butterfly:

rubycosmos:

lipstick-and-lightsabers:

denism79.deviantart.com

If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.

WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE

Hey soloontherocks

excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett

Well I’m happy.

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Life?

-at working cleaning shit as I stop and thought about life
-I look it up on my phone as it say “stop this shit, and leave me alone!”
-turns off phone as I left work, then in that moment I was freaking out that my phone will kill me

Sweet mother of god, help me!

comedycentral:

@midnight returns Monday. Guess what time.

That was the right answer, Aged dick cheese!

slugboxcreatureart:

fucking shiny mega gardevoir fuck damn it

Well god fucking mother fucken god dame it

By god..it begins!

By god..it begins!

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UFOPORNOOOOOOOOOOO!

If you like art and you have a dirty mind, then this is the type of video you need to watch…

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